When A Pencil Point Breaks, The Nearest Sharpener Is Exactly 1000 Feet Away.

When A Pencil Point Breaks, The Nearest Sharpener Is Exactly 1000 Feet Away.

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When a pencil point breaks, the nearest sharpener is exactly 1000 feet away.

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