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• There are two ways of teaching people: You can teach them how to think, or you can teach them what to think.
  Socrates taught people how to think, Jesus taught people what to think....
• Bromberg's First Law of Auto Repair: When the need arises, the tool or object closest to you becomes a hammer.
• You taught me language, and my profit on't is, I know how to curse. -- Caliba
• For the church to say that abortion is not acceptable for a Catholic is fine.
  To say directly or indirectly that on something that is a church teaching that you must also vote according to that -- that's not acceptable in a country based on the First Amendment....
• Moriarity Realty: When you need new Holmes.
• I used to have a job at a lake. I taught young fish how to all turn at the same time.
• There was this New Yorker that had a lifelong ambition to be an Texan.
  Fortunately, he had an Texan friend and went to him for advice....
• HOW DO YOU KNOW I'M A NEW USER?
• To preserve liberty, it is necessary that the whole body of the people possess arms, and be taught alike, especially when young, how to use them.
  -- Richard Henry Lee...