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• Homer: I'm just a big fool. Karl: Oh no, you're not!
  Homer: How do you know? Karl: Because my mother taught me never to kiss a fool!...
• I may have taught you everything you know, but I haven't taught you everything I know.
• Scouting taught me everything I know about knots.
• Don't make me speak in a New Language, Just let me tell you the way that I feel about you.
  I sure don't want to offend anyone, But if you take away my words, how can I tell you the truth?...
• The first phrase that need to be taught when teaching a new language is how to say "Do you speak English?
  . The first thing that needs to be taught when teaching a new computer tool is how to exit it....
• Lisa: Ahem. [Marge waits for her to say something, but Lisa turns away] Marge
  Now Lisa, listen to me, this is important. I want you to smile today....
• My friend Jones will vouch for me. How do we know that he can be trusted? Oh, I assure you he can.
• This is my death ... and it will profit me to understand it. -- Anne Sexto
• I know I'm bending the rules tonight, but I also know none of you wants that skunk Burns to take our treasure.
  And I want you to know that when I die, you're all welcome to visit me in rich men's heaven....