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• Can anyone draw a plan as to how to teach a computer to laugh?
  Say we > define laugh as print "LOL", and define smile as pri...
• Shlomi Fish: And to think that home desktops can simulate these systems [= PDP-10's and PDP-11's] much faster than those ancient mainframes.
  William Lee Irvin III: Shlomi, and to think the net usefulness of the home desktops is is less than what users got out of those mainframes....
• Shlomi, > > Have you ever considered taking a Turing test?
  ) > <sarcasm> Sure I did. I sat at one point of an IRC channel, and someone tested me....
• I heard you mention my name, can't you talk any louder. --Nick Lowe
• Thanks, applied as change #22936. > And thank you for applying this patch.
  But to be honest, I'm a little disappointed. I expected it won't go in so easily and will trigger some discussion here....
• Funny you should mention that, I was a gynecologist once. -- Pick up line
• Okay, I think that I can now return to my country and my village.
  By the way, how many forbidden books do you have?" "Oh,", one of them said to me, " their number grows up geometrically....
• The first phrase that need to be taught when teaching a new language is how to say "Do you speak English?
  . The first thing that needs to be taught when teaching a new computer tool is how to exit it....
• I am patenting issuing a TINIC with anything else but the phrase "There is no IGLU Cabal!
  . The patent number is kept secret to avoid copyrighting its text) Shlomi Fish in Hackers-IL message No....