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  Homer: Yeah, that's me all right. [Homer has a glazed look in his eyes as the wind blows his two hair strands....
• Isn't there a pound where you can pick up cheap ponies that ran away from home?
  -- Homer shops for "Lisa's Pony...
• Seems like this guy wanders into a rural outfitting store in Alaska, and starts talking to a rather grizzled old man sitting by the cash register.
  "Hear ya got a lotta' bears 'round here?" "Yeah, you could say that," answers the old man....
• How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? From a catalog!
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Skinner: Mother doesn't approve of me dating so I need you to keep her busy for a few hours while Edna and I sneak out.
  [sneaks out] Bart: Oh, I can't take much more of this....
• The eyes of Texas are upon you, All the livelong day
  The eyes of Texas are upon you, You cannot get away...
• It's amazing how nice people are to you when they know you're going away. -- Michael Arle