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• I don't like money - but it quiets my spirit.
• Money can't buy happiness, but it does quiet the nerves.
• My motto is: love like a poet, pray like a lawyer. -- Joe Kogel
• I cannot afford to waste my time making money.
• This is getting on my nerves...now that I have them. -- Q, "Deja Q", stardate 43539.1
• Why does it hurt when I pee? My balls feel like a pair of maracas!
  I got it from the toilet seat! It jumped right up and grabbed my meat!...
• What man dare, I dare: Approach thou like the rugged Russian bear, The arm'd rhinoceros, or the Hyrcan tiger,-- Take any shape but that, and my firm nerves Shall never tremble.
  -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), Macbeth -- Act iii, Sc. 4...
• Nothing cures a case of nerves like a case of beer!
• After meat comes mustard; or, like money to a starving man at sea, when there are no victuals to be bought with it.
  -- Miguel de Cervantes (1547-1616) -- Don Quixote, Part i, Book iii, Chap. viii...