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• push [from the operation that puts the current information on a stack
  and the fact that procedure return addresses are saved on a stack] (Also PUSH /push/ or PUSHJ /push'J/, the latter based on the PDP-10 procedure call instruction....
• push: [from the operation that puts the current information on a stack
  and the fact that procedure return addresses are saved on a stack] (Also PUSH /push/ or PUSHJ /push'J/, the latter based on the PDP-10 procedure call instruction....
• Both marital problems are teenagers.
• Lawyers collect on marital bonds!
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