Related:

• News: Vampire population decimated due to outbreak of AIDS.
• Can a vampire catch AIDS...?
• FEAR OF AIDS CUTS DOWN ON VAMPIRE ATTACKS!" -- National Enquire
• The most important question in the study of government is 'how can we prevent government from going berserk and killing off half the population?
  ' -- John Kormylo...
• Children are one-third of our population and all of our future.
  -- Select Panel for the Promotion of Child Health, 1981...
• Resident Vampire
• SMILEY :-[ vampire
• Heading our current list of fanciful marital aids is an alum-based douche called Shrunken Treasure.
• The population is growing.