Girl who marries detective must kiss dick.
Related:
- Man who marries girl with no bust has right to feel
low down... - The girl who remembers her first kiss now has a daughter
who can't even remember her first husband... - The girl in the omnibus has one of those faces of marvellous beauty which
are seen casually in the streets but never among one's friends.
Where do these women come from? Who marries them... - When a girl marries,
she exchanges the attentions of many men for the attention... - When a girl marries, she exchanges the attentions
of many men for the inattentions of one.
Helen... - When a girl marries she exchanges the attention of many men for the
inattention of one.
Helen... - He who marries the Spirit of his Age,
soon becomes a widower...
From the same category:
- A man was so miserable he decide to end it all with 100
aspirins,
but after he'd taken a couple he felt much better... - Did you hear about the broad who made love in the back
of a hack and wound up with Taxi crabs... - Did you hear about the loner who gave up his solitary vice for
Lent -
except on Palm Sunday... - Did you hear that orthopedist have reported the appearance of a
new occupational disease epidemic to massage parlors.
It's called penis elbow... - AGENT PROFUCKATEUR --
a plainclothes cop who entraps streetwalkers into solicitation...
