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• Dr. Zoidberg: "Now I'm not saying Professor Farnsworth is old, but if you consider his age he's likely to die soon.
• Nobody works as hard for his money as the man who marries it. -- Kin Hubbard
• Jesus died too soon. If he had lived to my age he would have repudiated his doctrine.
  -- Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche (1844-1900)...
• Age sits with decent grace upon his visage, and worthily becomes his silver lock
  he bears the marks of many years well spent, of virtue truth well tried, and wise experience....
• When the writer becomes the center of his attention, he becomes a nudnik.
  And a nudnik who believes he's profound is even worse than just a plain nudnik....
• He who marries for love without money has good nights and sorry days.
• When a woman marries again it is because she detested her first husband.
  When a man marries again, it is because he adored his first wife. -- Oscar Wilde (1854-1900)...
• When a woman marries again it is because she detested her first husband.
  When a man marries again, it is because he adored his first wife. -- Wilde...