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• Budge doctors of the Stoic fur. -- John Milton (1608-1674) -- Comus, Line 707
• Woman who die virgin sure to get laid in coffin.
• You know what a stewardess is. That's a girl who asks you what you want, then straps you in the seat so you can't get it.
  -- Jimmy Edmonson (Professor Backwards)...
• There is sex after death. You get laid in the coffin.
• Noise proves nothing. Often a hen who has merely laid an egg cackles as if she laid an asteroid.
  -- Mark Twai...
• Wanna Get Laid? Crawl up a chicken's ass and wait!
• Cannibal Stewardess Vixens Unchained...
• AIRCRAFT CARRIER -- a stewardess with V.D.
• Incens'd with indignation Satan stood Unterrify'd, and like a comet burn'd That fires the length of Ophiuchus huge In th' arctic sky, and from his horrid hair Shakes pestilence and war.
  -- John Milton (1608-1674) -- Paradise Lost, Book ii, Line 707...