Did you hear about the Newfie Who wouldn't go out with his wife
because she was married.
because she was married.
Related:
- Did you hear about the Newfie that Took his pregnant wife to a
grocery store,
because they had free delivery... - Did you hear about the Newfie that Called his girlfriend
Tapioca because she could be made in a minute... - Did you hear about the newfie woman who couldn't get
pregnant twice because she blew the both of them... - Did you hear about the Newfie that Sat home crying because her
husband was out shooting crap,
and she didn't know how to cook it... - Did you hear about the Newfie that Thought his typewriter
was pregnant because it missed a couple of periods... - Did you hear about the Newfie that Backed off the bus
because he thought someone would grab his seat... - Did you hear about the Newfie that Called his girlfriend
'Margarine Legs' because they spread so easily... - Did you hear about the Newfie that Put iodine on his
pay cheque because he got a cut in pay... - Did you hear about the Newfie Who thought bees hum
because they don't know the words...
From the same category:
- Did you hear about the basketball player who was so
tall that his girlfriend had to go up on him... - Why is artificial insemination so successful?
There's no chance of a cock-up... - CONTRACEPTIVE JELLY --
antipersonnel balm... - GEORGIA ATHLETE --
Cracker jock... - NURSERY --
a place to park last year's fun until it grows up...
