Did you hear about the Newfie that Backed off the bus because
he thought someone would grab his seat.
he thought someone would grab his seat.
Related:
- Did you hear about the Newfie that Thought his typewriter
was pregnant because it missed a couple of periods... - Did you hear about the Newfie that Put iodine on his
pay cheque because he got a cut in pay... - Did you hear about the Newfie who thought his wife would look
good in something long and flowing,
so he pushed her into the Mississippi River... - Did you hear about the Newfie that Lost his girl friend
because he couldn't remember where he had laid her... - Did you hear about the Newfie that Put his hat on his head in
the john,
so he would know what end to wipe... - Did you hear about the Newfie Who thought bees hum
because they don't know the words... - Did you hear about the Newfie that Thought "no kidding"
was meant to be birth control... - Did you hear about the Newfie that Thought that a mushroom
was a place to neck... - Did you hear about the Newfie that Thought that asphalt
was rectum trouble...
From the same category:
- SEX-CHANGE SURGEON --
gender amender... - MERMAID --
Not enough woman to love and too much fish to eat... - Did you hear about the Newfie that Thought that a mushroom
was a place to neck... - EXHIBITIONIST --
a fellow who wants to make one thing perfectly clear... - CHINESE CASANOVA --
Don Whong...
