Did you hear about the cross-eyed shoe fetishist who was always
getting off on the wrong foot.
getting off on the wrong foot.
Related:
- Did you hear about the couple on the stalled elevator
who got off between floors... - Did you hear about the girl who was so undesirable
that she even turned her vibrator off... - Did you hear about the real smart girl who could play
post-office all night without getting any mail in her... - Did you hear about the farmer who couldn't keep his
hands off his wife so he fired them... - Did you hear the joke about the moron who kept saying no?
Did you hear the joke about the moron who kept saying... - Did you hear about the fellow who bought his wife a gold
coil.
he had always wanted to come into wealth... - Did you hear about the Newfie that Backed off the bus
because he thought someone would grab his seat... - Did you hear that David of the Bible was nothing but
a young man who used leather to get his rocks off... - SMILEY
%-)
cross...
From the same category:
- Did you hear that the first aphrodisiac-laxative is about to
hit the market -
under the name Easy Come, Easy Go... - Did you hear about the jet-setting fellatrice whose sex drive knows no
climatic zones.
She blows hot and cold... - BUGGERY --
a pop-up in foul territory... - BIRTH CONTROL CREME --
anti-personnel balm... - THE PILL --
something girls use to take the worry out of being...
