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  It started to rain, so the old lady reached into her purse, took out a condom, cut off the tip and slipped it over her cigarette and continued to smoke....
• Don't throw away the old bucket until you know if the new one holds water. -- Swedish proverb
• Don't throw away the old bucket until you know whether the new one holds water. Sweedish Proverb
• Remember when you were a kid and the boys didn't like the girls?
  Only sissies liked girls? What I'm trying to tell you is that nothing's changed....
• bug n. An unwanted and unintended property of a program or piece of hardware, esp.
  one that causes it to malfunction. Antonym of feature....
• Marge: You know, Mom, you and Abe have a lot in common.
  Um...hmm. You both got swindled by that telemarketing scam!...
• We were young and our happiness dazzled us with its strength.
  But there was also a terrible betrayal that lay within me like a Merle Haggard song at a French restaurant....