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• Did you hear about the Acapulco hooker who gives such prodigious head that she's known as the gulp of Mexico.
• The woman who sits next to you on the bus is wearing a perfume known as Eau du Terrible.
  She has a 200-liter drum of the stuff and sticks her head in it every morning....
• Inscription on hooker's tombstone: AT LAST, SHE SLEEPS ALONE.
• A hooker accidently hits on a vice cop who's just about to go off-shift, he really wants to avoid the paperwork of processing this bimbo now, preferring to go home and eat his dinner.
  The hooker says: "Anything you can name with 3 words, $...
• HOOKER GIVES BIRTH TO TRIPLETS, 1 WHITE, 1 BLACK, 1 CHINESE
• She was ugly! She was known as a two-bagger. That's a girl who's so ugly, when you go out with her you put a bag over your head in case the bag over her head breaks.
  She was so ugly, you look in the dictionary under "ugly" and you see her picture....
• Did you hear about the young thing who is fondly known to the men in the office as Secretariat -- not because she's a good secretary but because she's a wonderful mount.
• The woman you buy -- and she is the least expensive -- takes a great deal of money.
  The woman who gives herself takes all your time. -- Balzac...
• In love, she who gives her portrait promises the original. -- Bruto