Related:

• QOTD: "I thought I saw a unicorn on the way over, but it was just a horse with one of the horns broken off.
• U: There's a U -- a Unicorn! Run right up and rub its horn.
  Look at all those points you're losing! UMBER HULKS are so confusing....
• Innocent-------- and Horny [picture of unicorn]
• Never play leapfrog with a unicorn.
• What use is magic if it can't save a unicorn? -- Peter S. Beagle, "The Last Unico