Toggle navigation
Collections
Fun
Jokes
Fortune
Photo
Nicknames
Blog
ﻮﺑﻻگ
Iran
The Record Of Ben Franklin's Sexual Exploits Leads Inevitably To The Conclusion That He Didn't Invent The Lightning Rod.
Home
›
Fortune Cookies
›
Rude
The record of Ben Franklin's sexual exploits leads inevitably
to the conclusion that he didn't invent the lightning rod. He was
born with one.
Related:
Ben Franklin wasn't the ONLY one lightning got.
AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! -- Ben Franklin, the moment he discovered electricity
He that drinks fast, pays slow. -- Ben Frankli
He that hath a trade, hath an estate. -- Ben Frankli
There's none deceived but he that trusts. -- Ben Frankli
He that can have patience can have what he will. -- Ben Frankli
He that falls in love with himself, will have no rivals. -- Ben Frankli
He that lieth down with dogs, shall rise up with fleas. -- Ben Frankli
He that goes far to marry, will either deceive or be deceived. -- Ben Frankli
