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• There's none deceived but he that trusts. -- Ben Frankli
• AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! -- Ben Franklin, the moment he discovered electricity
• He that drinks fast, pays slow. -- Ben Frankli
• He that hath a trade, hath an estate. -- Ben Frankli
• as tranquil music plays in the background, Lisa writes her essay] What would Ben Franklin say if he were alive today?
  He'd say... [tranquil music abruptly stops] [erasing] Oh, think of a better opening....
• He that can have patience can have what he will. -- Ben Frankli
• He that falls in love with himself, will have no rivals. -- Ben Frankli
• He that lieth down with dogs, shall rise up with fleas. -- Ben Frankli
• The record of Ben Franklin's sexual exploits leads inevitably to the conclusion that he didn't invent the lightning rod.
  He was born with one....