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• I asked my doctor if I should have a vasectomy. He said leave a sleeping dog lie.
  The last time I had sex my self-winding watch stopped. -- Lenny Rush...
• A sadist is a person who is kind to a masochist.
• He is winding the watch of his wit; by and by it will strike. -- William Shakespeare
• A sadist is a masochist who follows the Golden Rule.
• CONSULTANT: (1) Someone you pay to take the watch off your wrist and tell you what time it is.
  (2) (For resume use) The working title of anyone who doesn't currently hold a job....
• Man who drop watch in toilet bound to have shitty time.
• Never appeal to a man's "better nature." He may not have one.
  Invoking his self-interest gives you more leverage. -- Lazarus Long...
• Man who falls in vat of molten optical glass makes spectacle of self.