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• Winding up days with toil and nights with sleep. -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), King Henry V -- Act iv, Sc.
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• Willst thou show the wealth of thy wit in an instant? -- William Shakespeare
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• Rebellion lay in his way, and he found it. -- William Shakespeare, "Henry IV
• A good old man, sir; he will be talking: as they say, When the age is in the wit is out.
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• SADIST -- a man who gives a paralytic friend a self-winding wrist watch.
• He draweth out the thread of his verbosity finer than the staple of his argument.
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• I asked my doctor if I should have a vasectomy. He said leave a sleeping dog lie.
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