LSD melts in your mind, not in your hand.
There is a penguin sitting on the top left corner of my monitor... He's watching you!
Ah, women. They make the highs higher and lows more frequent." -- Nietzsche
Black holes are where God divided by zero.
The total accumulated knowledge of all the men that ever walked the Earth on the topic of women can fit in the period at the end of this sentence.
If I could reach up an pick one star for every time you've made me smile, the whole evening sky would be in the palm of my hand.
Intolerant people should be shot.