- LSD melts in your mind, not in your hand.
- There is a penguin sitting on the top left corner of my monitor... He's watching you!
- Ah, women. They make the highs higher and lows more frequent." -- Nietzsche
- Black holes are where God divided by zero.
- The total accumulated knowledge of all the men that ever walked the Earth on the topic of women can fit in the period at the end of this sentence.
- Vote anarchist.
- If I could reach up an pick one star for every time you've made me smile, the whole evening sky would be in the palm of my hand.
- Intolerant people should be shot.
