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• New Mexico? Sorry, we don't do ship to foreign countrie
• Homer: Don't worry, Marge. America's health care system is second only to Japa
  Canada, Sweden, Great Britain, well, all of Europe, but you can thank your lucky stars we don't live in Paraguay!...
• It's union rules. There's nothing we can do about it. Sorry.
• That we don't have a caffeine-making gland, proves there is no God.
• Any ship can be a minesweeper...once.
• On the other hand, life can be an endless parade of TRANSSEXUAL QUILTING BEES aboard a cruise ship to DISNEYWORLD if only we let it!
  ! -- Zippy the Pinhead...
• Ship it.
• Quote #664 I like to remind my team that ultimately we ship products, not specs and design documents, so we need to remember the end game.
  -- Ron Soukup [ "The Guru's Guide to SQL Server Stored Procedures, XML, and HTML (With CD-ROM) " by Ken Henderson, ISBN...
• And what have we got on this ship, a cuisanart?!