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• Sorry, we can't ship caffeine products to Sweden or Belgium.
• Foreign Aid - taxing poor people in rich countries for the benefit of rich people in poor countries.
  -- Bernard Rosenberg...
• Proletarians of all countries... Sorry ! -- Karl Marx
• Kirk: "Captain's Log, Stardate 9529.1. This is the final cruise of the Starship Enterprise under my command.
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• New Mexico Tour Book: Albie Kerky
• Integrity is what we do, what we say, and what we say we do. -- Don Gale