The Only Time In Your Life When You're Allowed To Throw A Used Condom Out The Window, Is When You're In College.

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"The only time in your life when you're allowed to throw a used condom out the
window, is when you're in college. And don't worry about hitting a passerby:
Anyone walking under the windows of a dorm knows they're running the risk of
being hit on the head with a used condom."
-- Dan Savage, Savage Love, October 16, 2002