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• Bees are very busy souls, They have no time for birth controls, And that is why in times like these, There are so many Sons of Bees.
• This is the story of the bee Whose sex is very hard to see You cannot tell the he from the she But she can tell
  and so can he The little bee is never still She has no time to take the pill And that is why, in times like these There are so many sons of bees....
• How many IRC chatters -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. They're so busy saying hello, goodbye, and kicking each other off that noone ever has enough time to get anything done !...
• Bob: Who is that? Why, it's Bart Simpson! [calling] Hello, Bart!
  [Bart ducks] He's just a little shy because I've tried to kill him so many times....
• Why do you think they call it birth **CONTROL**?