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• Before marriage, a man declares he would lay down his life to serve you
  after marriage, he won't even lay down his paper to talk to you. -- Helen Rowland...
• When a man makes a woman his wife, it's the highest compliment he can pay her, and it's usually the last.
  -- Helen Rowland...
• The hardest thing to learn in life is which bridge to cross and which to burn. -- David Russell
• A man who is always forgetting his best intentions may be said to be a thoroughfare of good resolutions.
  -- Mrs. Jameso...
• The hardest thing about time travel is the grammar.
• Getting married is a serious matter for a girl; not getting married is even more serious.
• There's nothing like a girl with a plunging neckline to keep a man on his toes.
• The two hardest things to handle in life are failure and success.