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• The learned fool writes his nonsense in better language than the unlearned, but it is still nonsense.
  -- Benjamin Frankli...
• He that teaches himself has a fool for a master. -- Benjamin Frankli
• He has paid dear, very dear, for his whistle.
  -- Benjamin Franklin (1706-1790) -- The Whistle, November, 1779...
• One of the causes of the Revolutionary Wars was the English put tacks in their tea.
  Also, the colonists would send their parcels through the post without stamps....
• Sloth makes all things difficult, but industry all easy
  and he that riseth late, must trot all day, and shall scarce overtake his business at nigh...
• Beware of the young doctor and the old barber. -- Benjamin Frankli
• A man may, if he knows not how to save as he gets, keep his nose to the grindstone.
  -- Benjamin Franklin (1706-1790) -- Maxims prefixed to Poor Richard's Almanac, 1757...
• The man who does things makes many mistakes, but he never makes the biggest mistake of all -- doing nothing.
  -- Benjamin Frankli...