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• He's a Fool that makes his Doctor his Heir. -- Benjamin Franklin (1706-1790)
• He that teaches himself has a fool for a master. -- Benjamin Frankli
• A genius is a queer who can whistle while he works. -- Bobby Knigh
• I think he's a couple of ticks past the noon whistle.
• If I do prove her haggard, Though that her jesses were my dear heart-strings, I 'ld whistle her off and let her down the wind, To prey at fortune.
  -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), Othello -- Act iii, Sc. 3...
• COACHES whistle while they work
• It's not over until the final whistle blows.
• One of the causes of the Revolutionary Wars was the English put tacks in their tea.
  Also, the colonists would send their parcels through the post without stamps....