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• Nature will tell you a direct lie if she can. -- Charles Darwi
• Back Up My Hard Drive? I don't have a license yet.
• A Roman divorced from his wife, being highly blamed by his friends, who demanded, "Was she not chaste?
  Was she not fair? Was she not fruitful?" holding out his shoe, asked them whether it was not new and well made....
• On the occasion of Nero's 25th birthday, he arrived at the Colosseum to find that the Praetorian Guard had prepared a treat for him in the arena.
  There stood 25 naked virgins, like candles on a cake, tied to poles, burning alive....
• While hunting, a man saw a beautiful nude woman come running out of the woods and disappear across the clearing.
  Just as she got out of sight, three men dressed in white uniforms came running out of the same woods....
• Woman: Oh, Monty, this must be the son I've heard so much about.
  Larry, you must meet our daughter, the debutante....
• Whistle, and she 'll come to you. -- Beaumont and Fletcher -- Wit Without Money, Act iv, Sc. 4
• Money by right means if you can; if not, by any means. -- Horace (65-8 B.C.)
• The seven eyes of Ningauble the Wizard floated back to his hood as he reported to Fafhrd
  I have seen much, yet cannot explain all. The Gray Mouser is exactly twenty-five feet below the deepest cellar in the palace of Gilpkerio Kistomerces....