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• If you really want to understand something, try to change it. -- Kurt Lewi
• If you want to make enemies, try to change something. -- Woodrow Wilson.
• You want something to worship? Try your SysOp.
• Put on this blindfold. I want to try something.
• How many Arians -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Just the one. You want to make something of it, eh?...
• Whatever you want too much, you can't have, so when you REALLY want something, try to want it a little less.
  -- Walter Slovotsky, _The Sleeping Dragon_ by Joel Rosenberg...
• If you understand something today, it must be obsolete.
• Marge: The funeral's in Littleneck Falls. I'm afraid we'll have to go to Duff Gardens some other time.
  Lisa: We understand. Bart: No use complaining about something you can't change....
• It's an Elder Thing, you don't _want_ to understand.