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• May the Forces of Evil become confused on the way to your house. -- George Carli
• Warding off the evil spirits from your system...
• 71: 69 with two fingers up your ass. -- George Carli
• Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.
  -- George Carli...
• Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity." -- George Carli
• The sixties were good to you, weren't they? -- George Carli
• In medieval times, people thought that evil spirits could enter a person through an open mouth.
  These days they more often leave that way. -- David Decke...
• George: Uh, Mr. President, Sir. People are becoming a bit.
  .. confused by the way your and your opponent are, well, constantly holding hands....