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• May evil spirits be confused on the way to your door. -- George Carli
• 71: 69 with two fingers up your ass. -- George Carli
• Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.
  -- George Carli...
• Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity." -- George Carli
• The sixties were good to you, weren't they? -- George Carli
• George: Uh, Mr. President, Sir. People are becoming a bit.
  .. confused by the way your and your opponent are, well, constantly holding hands....
• May a diseased yak become your houseguest for a month.
• Do what you want with the girl, but leave me alone!! -- George Carli