Related:

• Semper Gumby (always flexible) -- Anon.
• Remember, God always leaves the porch light on. Anon.
• Virtue is not always rewarded nor evil punished. -- Anon.
• Never assume, seldom deny, always distinguish. -- Ano
• The unknown always passes for the marvelous. -- Tacitu
• You will always be successful in your business or professional career.
• Grown-ups never understand anything for themselves, and it is tiresome for children to be always and forever explaining things to them.
  -- Antoine de Saint-Exupery, _The Little Prince_...
• Hofstadter's Law: It always takes longer than you expect, even when you take Hofstadter's Law into account.
  -- Anon....
• No matter who you vote for, the Government always gets in.
  -- Anon. Vote for the man who promises least. He'll be the least disappointing....