Remember, God Always Leaves The Porch Light On. Anon.

Related:

• Semper Gumby (always flexible) -- Anon.
• How many software engineers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Two. One always leaves in the middle of the project....
• Virtue is not always rewarded nor evil punished. -- Anon.
• Never assume, seldom deny, always distinguish. -- Ano
• Wind to thy wings. Light to thy path. Dreams to thy heart. -- Anon.
• Explaining the unknown by means of the unobservable is always a perilous business. -- Anon.
• And then God said, No, a BUD light!
• Homer: Look Barney, see the row of tiny lights up there?
  The middle one is my house. Someone must've left the porch light on....
• Always run a yellow light.