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• As your attorney, it is my duty to inform you that it is not important that you understand what I'm doing or why you're paying me so much money.
  What's important is that you continue to do so. -- Hunter S....
• Q: What do you get when you cross the Godfather with an attorney? A: An offer you can't understand.
• Amarie: "And what do you want from me?" Riker: "I was hoping you might know his business partners.
  Amarie: "And why should I help you?" Riker: "To be honest, I can't think of a good reason....
• A ranger was walking through the forest and encountered a hunter carrying a shotgun and a dead loon.
  What in the world do you think you're doing? Don't you know that the loon is on the endagered species list?...
• The important thing isn't so much *what* you want to ba
  it's the fact that you participate in the banning process....
• Hello, my friends. You are here now watching this image of me because I have died.
  It probably happened while I was on duty, and quickly, which is what I expected....
• Are you a parent? Do you sometimes find yourself unsure as to what to say in those awkward situations?
  Worry no more... Good children always obey. Quit acting so childish....
• Are you a parent? Do you sometimes find yourself unsure as to what to say in those awkward situations?
  Worry no more... When are you going to grow up?...
• So what do you think of me?