Life Without You Would Be Like A Broken Pencil." "How's That?

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• Life without you would be like a broken pencil. How's that?
  Completely pointless. -- Blackadder, Series II...
• Herb: How would you like to spend $2,000 to give a broken man a second chance?
  Homer: Nah. -- Brotherly love, "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?...
• The vending machine is already broken. You want to completely destroy destroy it or something?
• Back with the focus group... Man: How many of you kids would like Itchy & Scratchy to deal with real-life problems, like the ones you face every day?
  Kids: [clamoring] Oh, yeah! I would! Great idea!...
• You can't make a program without broken egos.
• You can't make a program without broken egos.
• Airplane. Guy is sitting asleep, fly open, completely exposed.
  Next aisle, a guy's sitting there. He looks over and sees him....
• Take a look at this - I'm sure you know it. 'King and Country'.
  Ah yes...without doubt my _favourite_ magazine. Soft, strong....