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• When I consider life, 't is all a cheat. Yet fool'd with hope, men favour the decei
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• I can't drink a little, therefore I never touch it.
  Abstinance is as easy for me as tempreance would be difficult. Samuel Johnso...
• I hate mankind, for I think myself one of the best of them, and I know how bad I am.
  -- Samuel Johnso...
• Mr. Johnson, you smell!" "No madam, you smell, I stink." -- Samuel Johnson (1709-1784)
• I am very fond of the company of ladies. I like their beauty, I like their delicacy, I like their vivacity, and I like their silence.
  -- Samuel Johnso...
• What hope is there for the world if I die?
• I didn't cheat, I just changed the Rules!!