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• All of you people should be ashamed of yourselves! MicroSoft is the reason there are so many people in my IS department, and the reason half of us have jobs.
  If Sun had won, we could probably get by with two people sleeping like the Maytag man....
• Intolerant people should be shot.
• I attribute my old age to having lived a long time.
  Most people who do this are older than those who do not....
• I shot the Sysop, but I should have shot the moderato
• People who believe that the dead never come back to life should be here at quitting time.
• Democracy takes time. Dictatorship is quicker, but too many people get shot.
  -- From the excellent Channel 4 production, "A Very British Coup...
• Be thankful... I could be your neighbor.
• Tito: Revenge? Of course. But why wound his body with bullets when I could set his soul afire with a slanderous mambo?
  Listen, if you will, to my revenge -- uno, dos, tres!...
• This is no longer a slum neighborhood. I haven't heard of a Cubs fan being shot in a long time.
  -- Anonymous Wrigley Field Neighbor, Chicago, IL...