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• If you have both feet planted on level ground, then the university has failed you.
  -- Robert F. Gohee...
• Show me a man with both feet on the ground and I'll show you a man who can't put his pants on.
  -- Joe E. Lewi...
• Employee: I don't need your crummy job, Mr. Employer!
  I've won the lottery! Employer: Well, who needs employees?...
• Keep you Eye on the Ball, Your Shoulder to the Wheel, Your Nose to the Grindstone, Your Feet on the Ground, Your Head on your Shoulders.
  Now...try to get something DONE!...
• Right now I feel that I've got my feet on the ground as far as my head is concerned.
  -- Baseball pitcher Bo Belinsky...
• You will find tap dancing easier if you use both feet.
• When you jump for joy, beware that no one moves the ground from beneath your feet.
  -- Stanislaw Lem...