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• Computers are Saving Man??? Does not Compute.
• COMPUTER An electronic device designed to make you rip your hair out.
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• You may not be able to judge a book by its cover, but you sure as hell can tell how much it's going to cost.
• How much more grievous are the consequences of anger than the causes of it. -- Marcus Aureliu