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• You can judge the success of a man by his bodyguards.
• Many a man owes his success to his first wife. And his second wife to his success. -- Jim Backu
• Akira: Hello, I am Akira. Ha! [breaks a cinder block with his forehead] That didn't hurt very much, because I know the ancient art of karate.
  [lying on his back with a giant rock on his chest, as two men pound the rock with sledgehammers] Karate focuses the mind and gives you self-confidence....
• Success goes to your head, failure to your heart.
• A gambler's biggest thrill is winning a bet. His next biggest thrill is losing a bet.
• If a man is happy in his work, exerting himself to the full extent of his capabilities, and enjoying it, I'd say he's a success.
  -- William Romai...
• Man: Homer, this is Floyd. He's an idiot savant.
  Give him any two numbers, and he can multiply them in his head, just like that....
• Howard Cosell's biggest protrusion is his asshole -- John Valby