Your Back Goes Out More Than You Do
Quotations By Famous People
Your back goes out more than you do
A man goes into a bar and begins to tell a Polish joke.
The man sitting next to him, a big hulking powerhouse, turns and says menacingly, "*I'm* Polish....
Burns: Ahoy-hoy? Homer: [speaking through a kazoo] Hello, Mr.
Burns. This is the kidnapper. Do you miss your son?...
Disk: What goes out in your back after bending over a computer keyboard for seven hours at a clip.
When your Beer goes flat, you throw it out.
You may be redneck... if your two-year-old has more teeth than you do.
The real difficulty with my cash flow is that my tide goes out far more than it comes in.
A liberal: someone who thinks he knows more about your experience than you do. -- James Baldwi
You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you hit the snooze ba
it goes off again, you hit it again and make a mental note that you can't do it much longer because your subroutine is mallocing memory each time it goes off, and soon will run out....
What do you expect? You are, after all, nothing more than a murderer.
"And you, Your Majesty, are nothing more than a man who wants to hire a murderer....