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• A man goes into a bar and begins to tell a Polish joke.
  The man sitting next to him, a big hulking powerhouse, turns and says menacingly, "*I'm* Polish....
• Burns: Ahoy-hoy? Homer: [speaking through a kazoo] Hello, Mr.
  Burns. This is the kidnapper. Do you miss your son?...
• Disk: What goes out in your back after bending over a computer keyboard for seven hours at a clip.
• When your Beer goes flat, you throw it out.
• You may be redneck... if your two-year-old has more teeth than you do.
• The real difficulty with my cash flow is that my tide goes out far more than it comes in.
• A liberal: someone who thinks he knows more about your experience than you do. -- James Baldwi
• You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you hit the snooze ba
  it goes off again, you hit it again and make a mental note that you can't do it much longer because your subroutine is mallocing memory each time it goes off, and soon will run out....
• What do you expect? You are, after all, nothing more than a murderer.
  "And you, Your Majesty, are nothing more than a man who wants to hire a murderer....