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Your Knees Buckle And Your Belt Won'
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Your knees buckle and your belt won't
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You know you're growing old when your knees buckle but your belt won't.
A cop asks for your identification, and you hand him your belt-buckle.
You may be redneck... if you show your belt buckle when asked for I.D.
Fasten your seat belt.
Accidents happen! Wear your seat belt!
Hug your kids at home and belt 'em in the car.
Everyone's in a high place when you're on your knees.
It is better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
You may be redneck... if you wear a belt buckle weighing more than 3 lbs.
