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• Accidents happen! Wear your seat belt!
• Otto: Uh-oh. Better fasten your seat belts, little dudes!
  Lisa: We don't have seat belts. Otto: Well, then, uh... Just try to go limp. -- "Otto Show...
• Seat belt laws interfere with natural selection.
• Yes, I WAS wearing my seat belt!
• Homer: Ah, the Interstate. Fasten your seat belts, kid
  we're on our way to Itchy and Scratchy Land!...
• No, I don't wear a seat belt. -- Famous Last Word
• I like to pick up hitchikers and say things like...
  Sooo, how far did you THINK you were going anyway?...
• Your knees buckle and your belt won'
• He's so nervous that he wears a seat belt in a drive-in movie. -- Neil Simo