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• Prior Planning Prevents Piss Poor Performance.
• New Linux Companies Hope To Get Rich Quick (#3) In the "Cathedral and the Bazaar", ESR mentions that one motivation behind Open Source software is ego-gratification.
  That's where OpenEgo, Inc. comes in. For a fee, the hackers at OpenEgo will produce a piece of Open Source software and distribute it in your name, thus building up your reputation and ego....
• Your project will be late.
• To seek out strange, new taglines... to BOLDLY quote...
• Microsoft Mandatory Survey (#15) Customers who want to upgrade to Windows 98 Second Edition must now fill out a Microsoft survey online before they can order the bugfix/upgrade.
  Question 15: In your opinion, what companies should Microsoft seek to acquire in the coming year?...
• One of the penalties for refusing to participate in politics is that you end up being governed by your inferiors.
  -- Plato...
• Finish the project. We'll buy you a new family.