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• I came, I saw, I screwed up.
• HELP! I screwed up my girlfriend's Computer!
• Truth I have no trouble with, it's the facts I get all screwed up. -- Farley Mowa
• Too bad when I was a kid there wasn't a guy in our class that everybody called the "Cricket Boy
  because I would have liked to stand up in class and tell everybody, "You can make fun of the Cricket Boy if you want to, but to me he's just like everybody else....
• Can't buy what I want because it's free... -- Eddie Vedde
• I made a discovery today. I found a computer. Wait a second, this is cool.
  It does what I want it to. If it makes a mistake, it's because I screwed it up....
• Monica: Okay. It's-it's about Alan. There's something that you should know.
  I mean, there's really no easy way to say this.. uh....
• Maybe I should have screwed up. -- Ken Thompso
• If I lived back in the Wild West days, instead of carrying a six-gun in my holster, I'd carry a soldering iron.
  That way, if some smart-aleck cowboy said something like, "Hey look....