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• In youth, it was a way I had To do my best to please, And change, with every passing lad, To suit his theories.
  But now I know the things I know, And do the things I do...
• It always does seem to me that I am doing more work than I should do.
  It is not that I object to the work, mind you; I like work...
• You shall see them on a beautiful quarto page, where a neat rivulet of text shall meander through a meadow of margin.
  -- Richard Brinsley Sheridan (1751-1816) -- School for Scandal, Act i, Sc. 1...
• You know, I've done a lot of bad stuff through the years.
  I guess now I'm paying the price. But there's so many things I'll never get a chance to do....
• When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it had happened or no
  but my faculties are decaying now and soon I shall be so I cannot remember any but the things that never happened....
• In my youth I wanted to be a great pantomimist--but I found I had nothing to say. -- Victor Borge