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• A painting in a museum probably hears more foolish remarks than anything else in the world.
  GONCOURT...
• Aphorisms by Leonid Sukhorukov * An aphorism is a one-line novel.
  (quoted in an article"Aphorism 2006" by John Leo, editor of "US News and World Report") * Wisdom is the meeting point of doubt and certainty....
• If a jury in a criminal trial stays out for more than twenty-four hours, it is certain to vote acquittal, save in those instances where it votes guilty.
  -- Joseph C. Goulde...
• Probably the earliest flyswatters were nothing more than some sort of striking surface attached to the end of a long stick.
  -- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...
• If at first you don't recede, DIET, DIET, again!
• Nothing in the world is more dangerous than a sincerely ignorance and con- scientious stupidity.
  Martin Luther King, Jr. (1929-1968)...