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• Television is an invention that permits you to be entertained in your living room by people you wouldn't have in your home.
  -- David Fro...
• Expansion unit: The new room you have to build on to your home to house your computer and all its peripherals.
• You may be redneck... if your 9x9 living room has a Spanish decor.
• You may be redneck... if you've ever cleaned fish in your living room.
• You may be redneck... if there's a wasp nest in your living room.
• You have too mech room in the house and not enough room in the medicine cabine
• I can think of nothing more boring for the American people than to have to sit in their living rooms for a whole half hour looking at my face on their television screens.
  -- Dwight David Eisenhower (1890-1969)...
• President Clinton] boasts about 186,000 people denied firearms under the Brady Law rules.
  The Brady Law has been in force for three years. In that time, they have prosecuted seven people and put three of them in prison....
• You are living proof that your mother was Pro-Life.